Metra Etiquette: Yes, People Can Hear Your Entire Phone Convo, Dumbass

I don't care that you have a huuuuuuge crush on that girl in your Econ 101 class and that you absolutely have to have this utterly insipid conversation with her about how she likes to compare everything to cheese and you try to cover up the banality of your conversational skills by using words you think smart people use, like "quite" and "however" because that is not the way you get into a girl's pants, at least not a self-respecting girl with taste. So please don't ruin the brief nap I have between my two jobs with your LOUD ass wannabe-fratboy-but-didn't-quite-have-enough-testosterone voice, because I DON'T CARE.