Tomorrow is my first day of work at a REAL job that isn't paid by a government stipend that is in reality, below minimum wage. Let's hope it turns out like my first day at last non-job, where my boss kindly gave me a tour of the office and then showed me the bathroom, where she proceeded to give me "training" whilst shitting*. Yes. Let's hope.
*disclaimer: my boss was awesome. Who shits while they talk? Only fucking cool people**, hell yeah.
**I'm obviously not cool enough to pull this off***.
***Just had to make that clear.
